|Voiced by||Jamie Watson|
He is a regular at Grind Me's poetry reading. He has a dislike for giving himself penalties and push ups, but is not above doing so to others. His one weakness is that he is terrified of mice (as a result of finding one in his jock strap) and spiders. He has poor eyesight, but in the short branch of time he gets glasses, his vision is that of a hawk.
His favorite holiday of the year is Halloween, and he enjoys dressing up in a jumpsuit and hockey mask and scaring the customers with a chainsaw. He is seen with a girlfriend when they both left the baby maker machine. Coach Halder also has a son, Cory Halder. He is voiced by Jamie Watson.
- Coach Halder has a tattoo on his left upper arm, which appears to be a coat of arms. This could indicate he has seen military service at some point with a unit who uses the coat of arms. Alternatively, it could be a Fraternity Pledge emblem.
- Coach Halder's Stoked counterpart is Mr. Ridgemount.
- Interestingly enough, they both share the same voice actor, Jamie Watson.
- In "Labour Day - Part 1", Coach Halder claims to have been born inside the store.
- He also claims that the day of his birth was also the day on which he made his first sale.
- Coach Halder has musophobia.
- This phobia supposedly began when a mouse entered his jockstrap as a young man.