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[Everyone but Jen is sitting around the usual table.]
Caitlin: "Hey, Jonesy, did Jen's mom have the baby last night?"
Jonesy: "Nah, still a few weeks to go."
Jude: "Babies have it made, dudes. Free food and transportation. All from the comfort of your very own waterbed. If I was a baby, I'd stay inside forever."
Jonesy: "Well, I'm tired of waiting for her to pop. I can't wait to say hello to little Jonesy Jr."
Wyatt: [appalled] "Jonesy Jr.?!"
Jonesy: "And what's wrong with that?"
Nikki: "First of all, Jen's mom is having a girl."
Caitlin: "Maybe she'll be called Jen Jr.!"
Wyatt: "Or one of the other twelve billion possible baby names?"
Jude: "Maybe you'll both be right. Maybe the baby'll be named Jenesy."
Wyatt: "Jenesy?"
Caitlin: "Yuck."
Wyatt: "Worst name ever."
Jonesy: "Oh, I don't know, how about Wyatt? That's a fake name if I ever heard one."
Wyatt: "Fake? There have been plenty of famous Wyatts! Painters, cowboys–"
Jonesy: "Come on, cowboys aren't real. They're fictional, like pirates and vikings."
Caitlin: "What about Caitlin? That's a great name for a girl! You know, if she's pretty."
Nikki: "And if she's not pretty?"
Caitlin: "Then go with Bertha or something."
Wyatt: [standing up] "I'm going to go grab my morning coffee. Does anyone want anything?"
[Jen rushes up to her friends.]
Jen: "Mom is having the baby."
Jude, Wyatt, Caitlin, and Nikki: "What?!?"
Jonesy: [doing a spittake] "But she's not due for weeks!"
Jen: "Try telling the baby that!"
Jude: "Whoa."
Caitlin: "What do we do first?"
Wyatt: "Oh, wow."
Jonesy: "We're not ready!"
Jen: "Stop!" [Everyone quiets.] "She's on her way to the hospital right now, and we are ready! Now, let's go review the job assignments we got last week."
Caitlin: "I call and notify everyone on the list. Oh no! I don't have the contact list with me!"
Jen: [handing her a paper] "I have an extra. Jonesy!"
Jonesy: "I w–I with–I take–g-get–"
Jen: "Courtney brings Diego and Robbie to the hospital. You keep them out of trouble."
Jonesy: "Right. Yes."
Jen: "Wyatt."
Wyatt: "Use the money we pitched in to get a gift for your mom and the baby."
Jen: "Nice!" [Jude's phone rings.] "Jude."
Jude: "Hang on." [He answers the phone.] "Aloha, this is Jude."
Caitlin: "Jen's mom is having the baby!"
Jude: "What? But she's not due for weeks!"
Jen: "Caitlin!"
Caitlin: "He's on the list!" [They hang up.]
Jen: "Focus, people, this is not another drill! This is the real deal! Jude!"
Jude: "Pictures! Always always always have my camera on me! Take pictures of the baby!"
Jen: "Nikki?"
Nikki: "Make sure Jude always has his camera and takes pictures of the baby."
Jen: "Good."
Jude: "That's your job assignment?!?"
Nikki: "Sad but true, my friend."
Jen: "Okay. You guys head to the hospital. I need to tell Coach I'm not coming to work today. I'll meet you there."
Jude: "I feel Nikki's job assignment reflects poorly on me. Where is the trust? Would I let you down? Has there ever been a t–"
Jen: "Do you have your camera with you."
[Jude blinks and sits down. Nikki heaves a sigh and slides a camera over to Jude.]
Jude: [grabbing the camera] "Yes I do!"


The opening credits roll.
The title of this episode is
Labour Day Part 1

[Everyone but Jen rushes into the hospital lobby.]
Penalty Box Customer: [to the receptionist] "Excuse me, I–"
Jonesy: [cutting him off] "We're looking for Emma Garcia's–ow!"
Nikki: [slapping Jonesy's arm] "Masterson!"
Jonesy: "Emma Masterson-Garcia's room."
[The receptionist slowly looks through her book of patients.]
Caitlin: "C'mon, let's go!" [She walks up and pinpoints the name.] "Room 216."
Receptionist: [stopping them] "No running!"
[The five walk past the desk and break into a run as soon as the receptionist's back is turned.]


[Jen is explaining the situation to her boss.]
Coach Halder: "Her what partner?"
Jen: "Lamaze. It's a technique used in birthing. Jonesy's dad is away on business a lot, so I took the classes with my mom in case he was out of town, which he is, so I need to–"
Coach Halder: "Fine. Whatever. Go. But if you ask me, women have it too easy nowadays, with their fancy lamanze classes and their hospitals. And the beds that go up and down. Why, when my mother had me, she was at work."
Jen: "Really?"
Coach Halder: "Yep. Why, I was born right there, right where you're standing."
Jen: "Eww!"
Coach Halder: "It was messy. But very poignant. Yep, she just scooped me up and finished her shift." [laughing] "I love that woman. She says that's the day I made my first sale."
[Coach Halder walks away. Jen stares at the spot again.]
Jen: "Ew."


[The five are walking towards Emma's room. Caitlin is still calling people. Jonesy and Jude see two wheelchairs and stop as the other three go by.]
Jude: "Why walk–"
Jonesy: "When you can ride?"
[They high-five. Ahead of them, Caitlin hangs up.]
Caitlin: "Alright. Everyone who was supposed to know, knows."
Nikki: "Hey Jonesy, you could–" [She stops. Neither Jude or Jonesy are anywhere near.]
Wyatt: "Why does this not surprise me?"
Caitlin: "Should I call and find out where they are?"
Wyatt: "I don't think you're supposed to use your cell phone in hospitals."
Caitlin: "Don't be silly, Wyatt. That's microwaves, not hospitals."
Nikki: [skeptical] "You're not supposed to use a cell phone in a microwave?"
Caitlin: "See? Nikki knows."
Wyatt: [sighing] "I really need a coffee."


[Jonesy and Jude wheel through the hospital at high speed.]
Jonesy: "This is fun."
Jude: "It's like a chair, but it's on wheels. A wheelchair!"
[The two pass a couple.]
Sideburns: "Watch it!"
Mimi: "You jerks!"
Jonesy: "Hey, this would be a great way to make some coin! Wheelchair races!"
Jude: "Right on! We got the chairs. All we need now are volunteers. CLEAR!"
[The two narrowly miss a nurse carrying trays of food. She has to throw the trays into the air, and they end up breaking, with food splattering all over her.]
Jonesy: "No way this could go wrong!"
[The nurse growls.]


[Jen runs up to an escalator. Her phone rings.]
Jen: "Hello?"
Caitlin: "Jen? Where are you?"
Jen: "On my way. What's happening, how's my mom?"
Emma: [calmly] "Tell her I'm doing fine, the contractions are still quite–" [pained] "FAR! APART!"
Caitlin: "Your mom says she's doing–fine."
Jen: "Well what's happening?"
Nurse: "No cell phone use in the hospital, please."
Caitlin: "Ssh!" [to Jen] "The doctor told us she's not ready to deliver yet, but that she is in labor and that it could happen at any time."
Jen: "How far apart are the contractions?"
Caitlin: [putting her hand over her phone] "How far apart are the contractions?"
Nikki: "Ew! I dunno. Gross."
Emma: "They're about four and a half minutes apart. And Nikki? I can hear you."
Nikki: "Sorry."
Caitlin: "Did you get that?"
[The nurse angrily comes out of Emma's curtained-off bed and points at a sign banning cell phone usage.]
Jen: "Yes."
Caitlin: "So jump in a taxi and get down here. Oh, and Jonesy and Jude have–"
[The nurse takes Caitlin's phone, hangs up for her, and hands the phone back.]
Caitlin: "Rude!"
Jen: "Jonesy and Jude have what? Caitlin?" [She sighs, ends her call, and gets on an escalator. A guy comes up behind her and taps her on the shoulder.]
Nathan: "Hi, uh, we don't know each other, and I don't want to freak you out, but I really have to tell you something."
Jen: "Okay."
Nathan: "Your shoes are untied, and I think you're about to get stuck."
Jen: "Huh?"
[Jen takes a gander at her shoelaces, which are indeed stuck in the escalator.]
Jen: "Oh no!" [She tries to pull herself free.] "I'm trapped! Stop the escalator! Stop it!" [Nathan runs ahead and stops the escalator.] "Go get help! Please hurry!" [Nathan runs off while Jen continues to struggle.] "Come on!" [straining] "Let! Me! Go!"


[Wyatt is getting a cup of joe from a vending machine.]
Wyatt: "Sweet, sweet caffeine machine." [He takes a sip and soon spits it out.] "I stand corrected! This is awful!"
Wheelchair Racer #1: "WOO!"
[The two racers pass Wyatt. He falls over and spills coffee all over himself.]
Wyatt: "Great. Just great."
[The two racers cross a finish line, and the spectators cheer.]
Jonesy: "Booyah, Bruno!"
[Bruno gets up to hi-five a fan, and his gown parts, revealing his butt.]
Jonesy: "Yikes."


[The cheering carries to the reception desk.]
Security Guard: [happy] "Gosh, sure seems like someone's having fun out there."
Nurse: "Isn't that against the rules?"
Security Guard: [sad] "Yes." [depressed] "I'll, um, I will look into it." [He walks away.]


[Jen is still stuck on the escalator.]
Jen: "Hello? Attractive guy? You there?"
Darth: [behind her] "You called?"
Jen: [rolling her eyes] "Darth. I guess you'll do. Can you help me? I'm stuck."
Darth: "Are you sure I'm attractive enough to help you?"
Jen: "Uh, yes?"
[Darth raises an eyebrow.]
Jen: "Yes. You're attractive, okay?"
Darth: "Into my Record-O-Pen, please." [He holds it out.]
Jen: [annoyed] "Fine!" [into the pen] "Darth is attractive. Now can you help me?"
[Darth takes the pen and plays back the recording.]
Recorded Jen: "Darth is attractive."
Jen: "Just cut me loose."
Recorded Jen: "Darth is attractive."
Jen: "Darth!"
Darth: "Before knives and other such tools, man relied on the only cutting device available to him. His teeth." [He gets down and begins chewing on Jen's shoelaces.]
Jen: "Ooh, you are so weird!" [The good-looking guy comes back with scissors.] "Just hurry, okay? Get it! Rrr! Get it!" [She gets her right foot free.] "Good work, Darth! Good boy!" [Nathan snips his scissors.] "Oh! Hey! I wasn't sure you were coming back. This must look weird." [Darth gets Jen's other foot free.] "Ah! You did it! Thank you!"
Darth: [spitting out the laces] "Have you ever considered some sort of odor-eating insole?"
Jen: [to Nathan] "These are my work shoes! And I'm under a lot of stress and–um–I don't like him."
Recorded Jen: "Darth is attractive."
Jen: "That was, uh–" [She slumps.]


[Nikki, Emma, Caitlin, and a doctor are talking over procedure.]
Nikki: "Me? In the delivery room? Oh, n-n-n-n-no. Her daughter Jen is her breathing coach. I'm just a friend. Jen's on her way."
Emma: "Don't worry, Jen will get here."
[Wyatt walks into the room, scrubbing at his sweater. He sniffs the air and smiles. What he is smelling is the doctor's cup of coffee.]
Wyatt: "What have we here?"
Caitlin: "Oh, yeah, I'm sure Jen is on her way. I'll call her and see." [She takes out her phone.]
Doctor: "You can't use your cell phone here. But there are pay phones down the hall." [He notices Wyatt sniffing at his coffee mug and pulls it away.]
Caitlin: "Pay phones? Ew! What are we, cavemen?"
Nikki: "Um, cavemen didn't use pay phones."
Caitlin: "See? Even cavemen didn't use pay phones." [She begins texting. The doctor looks back at Wyatt.]
Wyatt: "Doesn't smell like the coffee from the machine."
[The nurse steps in, slaps Caitlin's phone shut, and leaves.]
Caitlin: "I was texting, not calling! What is with these people?"
[The doctor backs away from Wyatt and is confronted by Nikki.]
Nikki: "Look, doctor–" [reading the nametag] "–uh, Dusty, even if Jen doesn't show up, I can not go into the delivery room. Between you and me, babies kinda creep me out." [Emma gasps.]
Caitlin: "Nikki!"
Nikki: [rushing over to Emma] "Oh, but not your baby, of course! I'm sure your baby won't be gross at all!"
Emma: "Thank you, Nikki."
Nikki: "Yeah...babies in general, kinda grody. Sorry."
Courtney: [walking in] "Um, where is Jonesy? These two brats are making me crazy!"
[Robbie and Diego run into the room.]
Nikki: [relieved] "Great! Oh, doctor Dusty, this is her daughter!"
Doctor: "Good, you're the breathing coach!"
Courtney: "No, I'm the pretty one. And you must be the doctor, so...hello." [swishing her hair] "I'm Courtney."
Emma: "Hi Courtney!"
Nikki: [sighing] "Yeah, hi Courtney, so glad you're here to 'help'."
Doctor: [to the still-sniffing Wyatt] "Cafeteria. You can get one in the cafeteria."


[Jude and Jonesy's races are still going strong.]
Jude: "Everyone, welcome to wheelchair club. There are only two rules at Wheelchair Club. Rule 1: Don't. Talk. About Wheelchair Club. Rule 2–"
Jonesy: "Uh, Jude? Can we move this along?"
Jude: [clearing his throat] "Time for race #3! Conway is a sixty-six year old, and suffers from...Irritable Bowel Syndrome!" [Conway farts.]
Jonesy: [disgusted] "Okay, Grandpa! Try to leave a little gas in the tank!"
Jude: "He is racing Vlad, a sixty-three year old with...Mon–Mononuke–nuke–nucleousis!"
Jonesy: [taking his hands off Vlad] "Alrighty then. Race fans, time to place your bets." [He posts a betting sheet.] "Ten on Vlad, you got it, twenty-five on Conway, yes ma'am, fifteen for Vlad, check!" [He chuckles.] "Genius!"


[Jen runs through the mall in her sock-clad feet. Nathan catches up to her.]
Jen: "Has no one ever told you not to run with scissors in your hands?"
Nathan: "Come to think of it, yeah." [He ditches the scissors in a potted plant.] "So why are you under a lot of stress?"
Jen: "My mom is at the hospital about to have a baby and I'm her breathing coach so I have to help–" [She slips.] "AAAAAHHHHH!"
Nathan: "Wet floor!" [Jen crashes into a mannequin display.]
Jen: "Ohh..."


[Courtney is flirting with the doctor.]
Courtney: "I was kinda thinking about going to med school. Do I need to take science courses to get in?"
Nikki: [annoyed] "Oh, this is perfect."
[Nikki and Caitlin look over to Diego and Robbie, who have found a blood pressure gauge. Diego is using it on Robbie's neck.]
Caitlin: "Should we stop them?"
Nikki: "I say we let nature take its course."
Caitlin: "Where is Jonesy? He's supposed to be looking after those two!"
Nikki: "Okay, my main concern right now is that Jen shows up so I don't get dragged into the delivery room! Barf!"
Emma: "I can still hear you, Nikki."
Nikki: "Oh, sorry..." [whispering to Caitlin] "I have to stop doing that!"
Caitlin: "Yeah. You really should."
Emma: "Don't be afraid, girls. Giving birth is a–" [in pain] "–beautiful! Oh miracle GAAH!"
[Caitlin's phone rings.]
Nikki: "Please let it be Jen please let it be Jen please let it be Jen."
[The nurse clears her throat from the doorway. She points at the no cell phones sign.]
Caitlin: "Oh come on! Really? This is someone calling me! Surely that changes things." [The nurse points at the sign harder.] "Fine! I get it! Okay! I get it! RRR!"
Nikki: [looking between Caitlin and Robbie] "Wow. Who's gonna blow first?"
[Robbie faints. Caitlin storms out of the room, growling, along the way passing the doctor and Courtney.]
Courtney: [flirting] "She's so mad."
Nikki: "Um, okay, is there a doctor in the house?"
Emma: "Is everything okay out there?"
Nikki: "Oh! Yeah!"


[Everything is not okay for Jen, who has been placed in mall jail.]
Ron: [reading the charges] "Destruction of mall property, and a flagrant disregard for mannequin life."
Jen: "Ron, please! I'm not lying to you! My mom is having a baby, and I'm her breathing coach!"
Ron: "Give me one iota of proof, young lady!"
Jen: "Ugh! Just call St. Michael's Hospital and ask for Emma Masterson-Garcia!"
[Jen holds her arm out of the cell, phone in hand. Ron is about to take it when alarms go off.]
Ron: [checking his console] "There's a 21-18 in progress! Kids shaking a gumball machine!" [leaving the office] "I'll deal with you later."
Jen: "Wait! You have to let me out!" [The door shuts.] "GUUUHH!"


[Caitlin is texting in a janitor's closet, away from the watchful eyes of the nurse.]
Caitlin: "Getting closer, where r u? Send." [waiting] "C'mon, c'mon..." [Her phone receives a text back.] "In jail?!?"
[The door swings open on Caitlin. Framed in the doorway is the nurse.]
Caitlin: "Oh, hi. I was just, you know–"
[The nurse takes the phone from her.]
Caitlin: "Hey! You can't do–" [The nurse confiscates the phone.] "That." [The door shuts.] "Jail?"


[Wyatt has just gotten a mug of coffee from the cafeteria.]
Wyatt: "Finally! Come to papa." [He takes a sip, retches, and spits it out. He looks over to the cafeteria worker.] "Where do you keep your napkins?" [She shrugs.] "I'm sorry. I've been trying to find a decent cup of coffee all day. This? Is horrible. Did you make it?"
Misha: [nodding] "Hmm-hmm."
Wyatt: "Well have you tried it?"
Misha: [shaking her head] "Hmmp. I don't drink coffee."
Wyatt: "What? How can you make good coffee if you don't even drink it? How?"
Misha: "Can you show me how to do it right?" [She bats her eyelashes.]
Wyatt: [disturbed] "Uh..."


[Caitlin is steeling herself for a horrid ordeal.]
Caitlin: "C'mon, Caitlin. You've gotta find out what's going on. You can do this!"
[Caitlin is staring down a row of pay phones.]
Caitlin: "You can be common!"
[Caitlin walks up to the first phone in line, credit card in hand.]
Caitlin: "Oh for Pete's sake. Coins?" [She fishes in her pocket. Finding a quarter, she inserts it.] "Eww." [She gingerly picks up the phone.] "Is that–" [sniffing] "Bad breath? Eww!" [casting the phone away] "I can't do it! Don't make me!"


[Wyatt is teaching Misha to make coffee.]
Wyatt: "Okay. The water-to-grounds ratio should be no more than ten to one. So, you take the scoop and–"
Misha: [worming her way into his arms] "Show me how. Guide me." [stroking his hair] "Be my hands, and eyes."
Wyatt: "Uh...okay. I guess." [Misha turns on the radio. Wyatt starts guiding her.] "Well, the grounds go into the designated filter drawer, like this."
Misha: "Oh, so gentle."
Wyatt: "Yeah. Anyway, you can mix a dark roast with a medium–" [The medium-skinned Misha pulls the darker-skinned Wyatt close.] "–or not! No mixing! None. We just close the drawer and turn it on."
Misha: [running a finger along Wyatt's body] "Oh yeah, baby. Turn it on!" [She pulls Wyatt into a kiss.]
Misha's Boss: "Misha! For the last time, no customers behind the counter!"
[Misha lets go of Wyatt, who makes a break for it.]


Caitlin: [trudging through the hospital] "I have got to get my phone back." [noticing a cell-phone ban sign] "Stop following me!"
Jonesy: "Caitlin, look out!"
[Vlad and Conway are headed right for Caitlin. The security guard from earlier steps up with his hand out.]
Security Guard: [pushing Caitlin aside] "Please apply your brakes in an orderly fashion."
[The brakes aren't steady enough, and the two crash into the guard. The crash goes sailing into the other spectators, and all of them hit the floor in pain. The security guard stands up and hauls Jonesy and Jude out.]
Jonesy: "We're busted!"
Jude: "Hospital rent-a-cop?"
Security Guard: [worried] "Are you two okay? Please tell me you're not hurt."
Jonesy: "We're okay. Are you...okay?"
Security Guard: "Oh, thanks for asking! So nice. You two crazy hijinks pranksters better come with me."
[The security guard walks away, whistling happily as he goes. Jude and Jonesy shrug and follow him.]
Stuart Goldstein: "My noggin hurts! Ow!"


[Jonesy and Jude are standing in a hall, being lectured by the security guard.]
Security Guard: "I feel so bad. You two are having fun, and making money. You're not bad kids. You're entrepreneurs. And you're my new best friends." [He pulls them into a hug.]
Jonesy: [strangled] "Okay. Okay."
Jude: [crushed] "Okay."
Security Guard: "That's why this is all so unfair. According to the rules, I have to remove you from the hospital!" [He begins crying.] "The hospital! But you're such good friends! I just wish there was some loophole!" [He throws his rulebook on the ground.] "Stupid rules!" [He cries as he stomps on the book.]
Jude: "This dude is creepy nice."
Jonesy: "Dude, we can not get kicked out of here. When I distract him, you bolt left, I'll go right." [loudly] "What a cute puppy!"
Security Guard: [clapping] "Oh! Where? I just love pup–hey." [He realizes the two have left.]
Jonesy: [seeing Jude next to him] "You were supposed to go left!"
Jude: "I totally left, dude, that's how come I'm here with you right now."
Jonesy: "Just keep running."


[Time is ticking by. Nikki is alone in the room with the pregnant lady.]
Emma: "So Nikki, have we heard from Jen?"
Nikki: "No. But you're fine, right? Lots of time before the baby comes, right? Jen'll be here any second, and then I won't have to go into the delivery room with you, right? Great, right? I mean, am I right or am I right?"
Emma: "Where did Courtney go?"
Nikki: "Uh, I believe she's having lunch with your doctor."
Emma: "What about Robbie and Diego?"
Nikki: "Uh, I'm sure they're fine."


[Robbie and Diego are blasting each other with fire extinguishers.]


[Caitlin is putting on some gloves.]
Caitlin: "Jail. Wheelchair races. Cell phone theft?" [affixing a surgical mask] "Things are out of control!" [She makes a call on a pay phone. Inside the mall's jail cell, Jen's phone rings.]
Jen: "Hello?"
Caitlin: "Jen!"
Jen: "Caitlin, what's happening?"
Caitlin: "Courtney's hitting on the doctor, Jonesy's running wheelchair races, your mom is gonna pop any minute, and Nikki's freaked 'cause the doc wants her in the delivery room!"
Jen: "Caitlin, listen to me."
Caitlin: "Wait. You haven't heard the worst part. I'm on a pay phone!"
Jen: "Listen! Tell Jonesy to take control and stop clowning around! And tell my mom and Nikki that I will figure this out and get there in time, I promise!"
[Caitlin tries to pull the phone away from her ear and realizes that gum is stuck to both.]
Caitlin: [calmly] "Okay. I have to hang up now, because a piece of gum is touching my ear."
Jen: "What?"
Caitlin: [detaching the phone] "Ewwww." [running away] "AAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Jen: "Caitlin? Hello?" [She sees someone outside her cell.] "You!"
Nathan: "Glad to see me?"
Jen: "No! Every time you show up, something goes wrong! I get stuck on an escalator! I wipe out mannequins! I get locked in jail! For someone so good-looking, you sure are bad luck!"
Nathan: "You think I'm bad luck?"
Jen: "Yes. But I also said you were good-looking."
Nathan: "Yeah, but you think the weird guy who chewed your shoes off is good-looking, so–"
Jen: "That's not wh–what are you doing here?"
Nathan: "Your mom is having a baby, right? Well, we've got to get you out of here."
Jen: "You're busting me out?"
Nathan: "I'm gonna go with keys over dynamite, is that okay with you?"
[Jen claps.]


[Caitlin walks back in with clean ears and is instantly confronted by Nikki.]
Nikki: "Where were you?"
Caitlin: "A piece of pre-chewed gum was touching my–"
Nikki: "I don't care! Just never leave again. I can not be here alone with her! She's–full of baby!"
Emma: "Any sign of Jen? OW! HURT! OOH!"
Nikki: [whispering to Caitlin] "Those moans are getting closer together!"
Caitlin: [whispering] "Jonesy and Jude are running wheelchair races, and Jen is not on her way. She's in jail!"
Nikki: [shocked] "Jail?"
Emma: [looking out] "Jail?" [She is very bedraggled.]
Nikki: "HWAAH!"
Emma: "Jen is in jail?"
Caitlin: "Would you like me to do your makeup? I mean, do you really want the baby to see you looking like that? First impressions are so important."
Emma: "GAHOOF!" [She pulls the curtain shut again. Wyatt walks in with a gift-wrapped box.]
Wyatt: "I got the present!"
Nikki: "Great! Finally someone is doing something useful!"
Caitlin: "What is it?"
Wyatt: "A coffeemaker!"
Nikki: "Uh, that is what you got for Jen's mom and the baby? A coffeemaker!"
Wyatt: "Care for a cup of coffee, Mrs. Masterson?"
Emma: "No thank you, WyyyYYYYYAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!"
Wyatt: [unwrapping the box] "Well, someone should make sure it works."
Nikki: [sighing] "Make me one too."
Caitlin: "Does it do lattes?"


[Jen runs into the elevator, Nathan in hot pursuit. Jen is on the phone.]
Jen: "Caitlin? Answer." [The elevator starts moving.] "Rrr! Darn reception!" [to Nathan] "Thanks for helping me out. I must seem crazy to you, but I'm not usually insane." [She giggles.] "I'm usually very nice." [Nathan doesn't reply.] "I'm really very nice."
Nathan: [extending his hand] "Nathan."
Jen: [introducing herself] "Jen."
[The elevator suddenly clatters and grinds to a stop.]
Jen: "What did you do? We're stuck?!? NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"


To Be Continued...
Season 4 Scripts
Labour Day - Part 1Labour Day - Part 26 Teens and A BabyBlast From The PastQuit ItKylie SmylieThe ListGreat ExpectationsOut Of This WorldOn Your Mark, Get Set... DateRole ReversalBye Bye Nikki? Part 1Bye Bye Nikki? Part 2
Seasons: Season 1Season 2Season 3Season 4Hour-Long Specials
See also: Episode Guide

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