The Salon/Spa Ladies are physically attractive women under the employment of the Fabris Salon and the mall spa, respectively. They are also seen under the employ of Frederica, the European modelling agent who hired Jonesy for his neck. Because they are seen accompanying Jonesy in one episode and three look-alikes appear at work in the spa, it is possible that they work both places, although it is also likely that the production team reused designs in both episodes.
As Salon Ladies, they accompanied Fabris while he was giving away haircuts in Major Unfaithfulness. They were his assistants, who mainly handed him various haircutting tools and escorted customers to the stage. They later appeared in The Hunted, accompanying Jonesy while he was a model. They were essentially there to enhance his image by standing behind him and making him look good. It is unknown whether Fredrica required them or Jonesy wanted them; in all likelihood, Fredrica wanted them to escort Jonesy and Jonesy, upon seeing them, agreed readily. They also made a brief cameo in A Ding from Down Under.
In Girlie Boys, they were seen at work as masseuses at the spa. They gave the boys massages and, when Jonesy complimented them, giggled demurely. After said episode, they never appeared again in the show.
- The Salon Ladies wear tight red dresses, and the Spa Ladies dress in pink blouses.
- Only one of the Salon Ladies has spoken. Incidentally, her name was given in "The Hunted" as "Veet", although this is only how Jonesy addressed her.
- The main job of the Salon Ladies seems to be to look good and escort people around.
- The Salon Ladies' last appearance was in "A Ding from Down Under", and the Spa Ladies (one of them) in "Whoa, Baby".