[Caitlin is in the Khaki Barn with a large rack of dresses behind her.]
Nikki: "Okay, so remind me again what the big deal is?"
Caitlin: "It's my sweet sixteen, Nikki!"
Nikki: "Uh-huh. And?"
Caitlin: "And it's the biggest, most important night of my life. It's when I finally say goodbye to my childhood and reintroduce myself as an adult woman."
Nikki: "And how will you do that?"
Caitlin: "By having the wickedest, most expensive party in history!"
Kristen: "I was watching Chill TV's Sweet 16 show, and this one girl's daddy bought her a car!"
Caitlin: "What kind of car?"
Caitlin, Kristen, and Kirsten: "EEEEEEE!!!"
Kristen: "In one episode, all the guests got MP3 players!"
Kirsten: "Are you going to give everyone gifts?"
Kristen and Kirsten: "EEEEEEE!!!"
Nikki: "Oof. On my sixteenth birthday, I was at the movies with Jude and Jonesy. We saw Farting Ninjas Revenge, and Jonesy ate all my popcorn."
[Caitlin walks out of the dressing room in a Look at Me dress. Kristen and Kirsten gasp.]
Caitlin: "This...is it."
Kirsten: "It's perfect!"
Caitlin, Kristen, and Kirsten: "EEEEEEE!!!"
[Stuart Goldstein, who is walking by the store, is startled.]
Stuart Goldstein: "What the–" [He drops his bags and runs away. Nikki runs out of the store.]
Nikki: [covering her ears] "Ugh! It's like hanging out with dolphins!"
The opening credits roll.
The title of this episode is
[The six friends have gathered by the mall ice rink.]
Caitlin: "So I'm thinking of a Bollywood theme. I'm gonna transform the Soft Rock Café into this!" [She holds up a sketch.]
Caitlin: "And I talked to Chill TV's Sweet 16, and they wanna shoot my party for their show!"
Jonesy: "We get to be on TV? Awesome!"
Benj: [walking by] "Hey Caitlin." [Caitlin raises a hand to wave and makes a strangled noise.]
Nikki: "Why is it that whenever you see Benj you lose the power of speech?"
Caitlin: "I dunno. He's just so dreamy. I hope he asks to be my date for my sweet sixteen."
Wyatt: "Why don't you just ask him to ask you?"
Caitlin: "Duh! If I ask Benj to ask me, then he isn't asking me, I'm asking him."
Wyatt: "Not if he asks you after you ask him to ask you."
Caitlin: "But if I ask first, it makes me the asker not the askee, regardless of him asking me after I ask–"
Nikki: "Okay, I'm asking both of you to stop before I hurt one of you."
Jen: "Do you want me to help with decorations? I can be in charge of that if you want."
Caitlin: "Oh, that's so sweet, Jen. But I'm gonna use professionals."
Jen: "Oh. So what do you want me to do?"
Caitlin: "I think I've got it all covered."
Jen: "No, seriously. There has to be something you need me to do."
Caitlin: "Just come to the party."
Jen: "But I've never just gone to a party! You know, I'm usually in charge of something! Or everything!"
Caitlin: [gasping] "I've got to do some serious shopping for my pre- and post-party outfits! Later!"
[Jen stares at Caitlin's receding back, stunned that she won't be able to hijack any part of the party.]
Jen: "She's gotta let me be in charge of something though, right?"
Nikki: [standing up] "I gotta go to work."
Jen: "I just like to help out, that's all!"
Jude: [after the girls leave] "It is officially time to ice surf!"
[Jude leaps on the ice, but doesn't surf at all. Jonesy and Wyatt follow him on and trip when they don't slide.]
Wyatt: [unimpressed] "Well that was anti-climactic."
Jude: "What gives?"
Jonesy: "Dude, your ice has no slide."
Jude: "Bad quality ice? This will require some investigating."
[Caitlin is talking with some employees at Albatross & Finch.]
Jill: "We don't give discounts."
Caitlin: "But what if I told you I'd be wearing the outfits on Chill TV?"
[Tricia, who was walking by, hears this. She instantly hones in on the conversation.]
Jill: "Go on."
Caitlin: "Chill TV is filming my sweet sixteen. So what do you say? 30% off?"
Jill: "You will have to mention Albatross & Finch."
Caitlin: "Make it half-price, and I'll bring a camera crew into the store during an interview."
Jill: "Deal." [to her co-worker] "Ring it up."
Tricia: "Caitlin Cooke?" [Caitlin turns around, shocked.] "Gotta hand it to you, when it comes to shopping, you are a legend."
Caitlin: "Oh!" [awkward] "Hi, Trish. Thanks."
Tricia: "I know we've had our differences, but I've still never found a better shopping partner."
Tricia: "Look, I'm not big on honesty but, here goes. Remember how we always planned to have our sweet sixteen parties together?"
Caitlin: "Course I do!"
Tricia: "Well, I miss you, Cait. And I thought that maybe if we still did it, it might fix everything that's gone wrong between us."
Caitlin: "I dunno."
Tricia: "I know I abandoned you because you got that loser job at the lemon."
Tricia: "And I framed you for shoplifting."
Caitlin: "Hey, that's right."
Tricia: "And I wrote awful things about you in the girls' bathroom at school."
Caitlin: "You what?!?"
Tricia: "But that doesn't mean I don't want to be your friend."
Tricia: "I think hanging with you made me a better person, Cait."
Jill: [butting in] "Uh, excuse me, no showing emotion on the premises? Store policy." [She walks away.]
Tricia: "If we throw a joint sweet sixteen, it will be a party people will talk about until they die. Let's go do what we do best."
Caitlin: "You're on!"
[Thus begins a mall-wide shopping spree that takes them from Huntington's to a swimsuit store to the photo booth.]
[The boys are walking through the mall. Jude is wearing a police uniform and fake mustache.]
Wyatt: "Jude read somewhere that perfect indoor ice requires a specific temperature. The mall's too hot."
Jonesy: "No way. Who knew you could learn stuff by reading?"
Jude: [stopping them] "Cover me."
[Jude runs over to the thermostat, which is set at 21º. He takes out a screwdriver, undoes the control guard, and knocks the temperature down to a frosty 16º. Jude slaps the controls closed.]
Jude: "It's chilling time."
[The girls, meanwhile, are by the Big Squeeze. Caitlin is at work.]
Caitlin: "So FYI, on my sweet sixteen–"
Jen: "Need help? I'll make a cake! I make the most amazing carrot cake."
Caitlin: "Oh, no thanks, Jen. So, I really need you guys to keep an open mind here."
Jen: "I can make it with or without raisins–"
Nikki: "Let the girl speak."
Caitlin: "Okay. I'm going to have a joint sweet sixteen party–" [inhaling deeply] "–with Tricia."
[The guys, who are walking towards the table, hear this.]
Nikki: "You're kidding, right?"
Caitlin: "No, for real. I know what you're all thinking."
Jude, Wyatt, Jen, Nikki, and Jonesy: "Bad idea."
Caitlin: "But I know Tricia better than all of you, and I think she's changed."
Nikki: "People like that don't change."
Caitlin: "C'mon, guys. Doesn't everyone deserve an eighth chance?"
Jen: "We just don't want to see you get hurt by her again, Caitlin."
Caitlin: "But if we have our parties separately, half the people I want at mine will be at hers. But if we do it together, everyone will be there."
Jonesy: "That's true. One giant party would be off the hook."
Wyatt: "Hey, if you want to give her another chance, we'll try too."
Jen: "All right."
Caitlin: [applauding] "Yay!" [normally] "Jonesy, Trish and I want to hire you to promote the party." [holding up a kooky outfit] "Just walk around like this and direct people to our party."
Jonesy: "I don't think I want to dress like that."
Caitlin: "We'll pay you."
Jonesy: [putting on the outfit] "At your service."
Caitlin: "Nikki and Jen, I need you to–"
Jen: "Make animals out of napkins? I can do that."
Caitlin: "No. Meet me and Tricia at Grind Me in an hour for a planning session."
Jen: "Awesome! I'll bring pens."
Caitlin: "Thanks guys."
Nikki: [shivering] "Does anyone else find it cold in here today?"
Jonesy: [about his vest] "I'm gonna try this on."
Wyatt: [getting up] "Off to work."
[Caitlin and Nikki stare at Jude, who is the only other person at the table.]
Jude: "I have nowhere to go."
[Jen and Nikki are walking towards Grind Me.]
Jen: "Tricia better not have some evil plan up her sleeve!"
Nikki: "Who knows? Maybe she has changed. Even a snake can shed its skin."
[Jen and Nikki walk into the cafe and gasp. Caitlin and Tricia are being shown fabrics by Gwen and Mandy.]
Tricia: "Absolutely not. Never."
Tricia: "Four of these."
[Jen walks up to them, a huge smile on her face, while Nikki hangs back, stunned.]
Nikki: [sarcastic] "This is gonna be fun."
Jen: [smiling] "I brought pens!"
[Jude is pouring water onto the ice to freeze a new surface.]
Wyatt: [reading a manual] "Once you have reached the optimum temperature, it is time to get your ice to the perfect thickness."
Jude: "Did you hear that, ice? We're going to make you perfect!" [Jonesy walks in, clad in his costume.] "How's the new job, dude?"
Jonesy: "Best gig ever! Great coin, and everyone who wants an invite thinks I'm the one they need to impress!"
Wyatt: "Why would they think that?"
Jonesy: "Because that's what I tell 'em."
Jonesy: "So is the ice ready yet?" [He starts to walk onto it.]
Jude: "Whoa, dude, stop!" [He pushes Jonesy back.] "This is a work of art in pro-gress! No one stepped on the Mona Lisa before it was dry!"
Wyatt: "I'm not sure anyone ever stepped on the Mona Lisa."
[Tricia and Caitlin are talking things over with Jen, Gwen, Mandy, and Nikki.]
Tricia: "So what do we have so far?"
Jen: "I'll read it back. Secretary, dibs!" [She clears her throat.] "Okay. We got the location, the theme, caterers and decorators, and Chill TV is confirmed."
Nikki: "And I'll keep a registry at the Khaki Barn so no one ends up in the same dress as anybody else."
Tricia: "Caitlin, great suggestions." [Caitlin smiles.] "I knew it was going to be fun to do this together."
Caitlin: "I am so glad you want to use all my ideas!"
Tricia: "For invites, I'm thinking gold coins with alternating 3D images of you and me on the front. What do you think?"
Caitlin: "I love it. Now all I need to make it perfect is Benj as my date."
[Tricia jerks, shocked.]
Tricia: "Benj? Benj Turner? My Benj?"
Caitlin: "I thought Benj was single."
Tricia: "Right now he is, but I've been working on him for over a week, and I plan to be going out with him by Monday."
Nikki: [to Jen sarcastically] "Uh, that doesn't sound evil at all."
Caitlin: "I really thought he was getting close to asking me." [Tricia giggles.]
Tricia: "Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to laugh, but come on."
Jen: "Look, this is easy to solve. As long as you both agree to play fair. The first one he asks, wins."
Tricia: "Is flirting allowed?"
Caitlin: [contemplating it] "I would say...yes."
[The two shake on it.]
Tricia: "You're on."
Caitlin: "Agreed." [They get up and head for the door.]
Nikki: "Mandy, Gwen, thanks for all the laughs, hhhaa."
[Ron is taking a nap in his office.]
Ron: [sleepily] "Don't be mad, mommy...achoo!"
[Ron sneezes and falls off his chair. He leaps up, ready to fight.]
Ron: "Who what where what who!" [He sneezes.] "Achoo!" [Ron starts shivering.] "Hmm."
[Caitlin and Tricia are in Albatross & Finch. Tricia has a hat on.]
Caitlin: "Oh, I love that hat!"
Tricia: "Actually, it looks even better on you." [She puts the hat on Caitlin.] "As a matter of fact, I'm gonna buy it for you. Isn't that what friends do? Buy each other gifts? I saw it in a movie once."
Benj: [walking up to them, shirtless] "Hey, Caitlin. That's a great hat."
Caitlin: "Hi, uh, you, huh, have no shirt on."
Benj: "I just got a job here. It's my first day!"
Tricia: [hugging him] "Hi Benj! I'm buying Caitlin that hat. Just something I do. Nice stuff."
Benj: "Yeah, I saw you try it on first, and you're definitely right. It looks better on Caitlin."
[Tricia jolts back, shocked.]
Caitlin: "Congrats on the new job. You look great in your, uh...uniform."
Benj: "Thanks. I just wish it wasn't so cold in here today." [He shivers.] "Is it okay if I swing by the lemon tomorrow? I wanted to talk to you."
Caitlin: "Sure! See you then." [Benj walks away.] "Thanks for the hat, Tricia–"
Tricia: [snatching the hat] "On second thought, I really need a new hat. Maybe I'll buy you something another time."
[Ron comes over to the thermostat.]
Ron: [shivering] "Temperature's down. Box still locked." [unlocking it] "Odd. I smell punk."
[Caitlin is serving Benj lemonade while Jen and Nikki sit by.]
Caitlin: "Don't you need to take your shirt off to get ready for work?" [Nikki spittakes.]
Benj: "It might be a little weird to wander around the mall without a shirt on, don't you think?"
Caitlin: "Oh. Right."
Benj: "So, about your sweet sixteen party."
Caitlin: "Uh huh?"
Benj: "I don't have a date yet."
Caitlin: "Yeah?" [She leans closer to him.]
Benj: "I thought maybe you and I–"
Tricia: "Caitlin?" [She runs up.] "Are you ready to freak? Benj, just give us a sec, okay?"
Benj: "I guess I'll see you later, Caitlin."
Caitlin: [waving goodbye] "Come back on your break, I'll be here." [Benj leaves.] "No fair! You knew he was about to ask me!"
Tricia: [taunting] "Oh, was he?"
Jen: "Okay, that was dirty."
Tricia: "I had no idea what they were talking about, I swear."
Nikki: "Right. So what's the big emergency?"
Tricia: "I got the invites, and I just wanted to show them to you." [She hands Caitlin an invite coin.]
Caitlin: "Cool!" [She looks at it. The pictures on both sides are of Tricia.] "Oh no! They made a mistake! Both pictures are of you!"
Tricia: "No mistake. I decided to go it alone."
Tricia: "You were right, Cait." [She snatches the token back.] "We have so much bad history, it could never work. Oh, and try not to cry until I'm gone. It would just be...awkward."
[Caitlin's lip quivers, but she holds back her tears as Tricia walks away.]
Jen: "She's gone."
[Caitlin bursts into tears.]
[Jen and Nikki are comforting Caitlin. Wyatt and Jude walk up to the table.]
Wyatt: "Got your text. What's going on?"
Nikki: "Tricia double-crossed Caitlin. Stole the party out from under her."
Jen: "She took all her ideas and money!"
Wyatt: "But we still get to be on Chill TV, right?"
[Caitlin stops crying for a second, then resumes bawling, this time even louder.]
Caitlin: "I'm not having a sweet sixteen."
Jen: "We'll throw you a sweet sixteen!" [Caitlin stops crying.] "I am now officially in charge! The party will go on! Right guys?"
Jude: [looking at his drink] "Hey, how'd you make these ice cubes so clear?" [Underneath the table, Nikki kicks him.] "Ow-ha-how!"
Nikki: "Okay, let's focus here."
Wyatt: "Caitlin, it's going to be fine. We can still have a great party with no band, no food, and no...people."
[Caitlin breaks into tears again. She leaves the table. Jonesy arrives, dressed in his work uniform.]
Nikki: "Tricia totally sto–"
Jonesy: "I heard, I heard!"
Nikki: "Then why are you still dressed like Maharishi?"
Jonesy: "Because I told Tricia that between Caitlin and the best party ever, I'd choose the party."
Jonesy: "Give the Jonesmiester a little credit. I'm gonna sabotage the party by spreading the word that it's gonna suck out loud."
Wyatt: "Well, if there's one thing Jonesy's good at, it's taking something great, and ruining it."
Jonesy: "Thank you, Wyatt."
Jen: "No matter what happens, we've gotta make Caitlin's birthday into something really special."
[Ron is shivering as he walks through the mall. Inside Albatross & Finch, Tricia is giving an interview.]
Tricia: "I needed to make my sweet sixteen really special. So I used the party side of my brain, and came up with all these great ideas!" [dragging Benj onscreen] "Benj! Benj! Come talk to Chill TV!"
Benj: "Hey. Can I ask you something personal?"
Tricia: "Of course. Take five, guys."
[Benj and Tricia walk away from the filming.]
Benj: "I know you and Caitlin are good friends."
Tricia: "The best."
Benj: "I'm gonna ask her to the party. You know what kind of flowers she likes?"
Tricia: "Oh, Benj. Caitlin's not interested."
Benj: "Really? I thought she was kind of...into me."
Tricia: "Well I thought so too, and so I asked, and she said...that she could do better."
Benj: "Oh. I guess I had Caitlin all wrong."
Tricia: "Personally, I think any girl would be lucky to have you as a date for their sweet sixteen."
Tricia: [impatient] "Any girl."
Tricia: [waving her hand in front of his face] "Any girl, standing in front of you! Me!"
Benj: "You want me to take you to your sweet sixteen?"
Tricia: "Oh, Benj! You see right through me!"
[Tricia swoons into Benj's arms. She snaps her fingers, and a camera focuses on her.]
[Jude is watching the ice. He sees a little girl skating and gasps. He runs over and picks her up.]
Jude: "Why, little dudette, why?!?"
Middle-Aged Woman: "Is there a problem?"
Jude: "The ice, and the hopping and the crunching...out, out out!" [getting on his knees] "I have ice to save." [He breathes on it and tries to smooth it over.] "These grooves are too deep. This can only mean one thing. The security dude turned the heat back up!"
[Jude, in drag, turns the heat down. He slaps the control panel shut and leaves.]
[Wyatt is at work when Jen and Nikki walk in holding a gold-colored dress.]
Wyatt: "Hey guys."
Jen: "Can you keep this somewhere so that Caitlin doesn't see it?"
Nikki: "It's the dress we got her for her birthday."
Wyatt: "Sure. I'll put it in the freezer. How did you two afford this?"
Jen: "I had some money saved up I was gonna use for a new bike."
Nikki: "I had to take a big pay advance and agree to clean the staff bathroom for the next three months."
Wyatt: "Don't worry, it's in safe hands."
[Wyatt walks into the freezer and hangs up the dress. Tim looks out from behind a slab of meat.]
Tim: "That's a lovely dress, Wyatt."
Wyatt: "Oh, my friend's sweet sixteen–"
Tim: "You aren't one of those weirdos who enjoys putting sides of beef in dresses to practice dancing!"
Tim: "Are you a meat dancer, Wyatt?"
Wyatt: "A meat dancer? No!"
Tim: "It's okay, Wyatt. I used to be a meat dancer too. It's how I got started."
Tim: "Yep. But now I'm a competitive ballroom dancer. I'm officially out of the freezer."
Wyatt: "Well, I–"
Tim: "Want me to teach you? I knew you were going to ask."
Wyatt: "Actually, I was–"
Tim: [throwing Wyatt into a dance] "Hoping to start now. All right." [as they dance] "I'm glad you asked, because otherwise I would have had to fire you for dancing with the meat."
Wyatt: "Fire me?"
Tim: "No fear of that now. Not going to fire my new ballroom prodigy." [Wyatt whimpers.] "Remember, Wyatt, it's about passion. Show me your passion for dance." [slinging Wyatt around] "One two three one two three one two..."
[Jonesy is talking with two teenagers.]
Jonesy: "Straight up, this party is gonna be lame."
Fat Guy: "No way."
Baseball Cap Teen: "It's gonna be the party of the year."
Jonesy: "Going to this party will be the biggest mistake of your life–" [he turns and sees Gwen and Mandy] "–'cause I...know I'm fired."
[Nikki is cleaning the staff washroom.]
Kristen and Kirsten: "You missed a spot!" [They chortle.] "We said the same thing!" [They giggle.] "We did it again!" [They laugh.]
Kirsten: "Is that ever cool!"
Nikki: [faux cheerful] "Yeah, it's almost like between you, there's only one brain."
Kirsten: "Oh my gosh. She's right!"
Kristen and Kirsten: [joyful] "We share a brain! We share a brain! We share a brain! We share a brain!"
[Jude is at the ice rink. Jonesy arrives, now clothed normally.]
Jonesy: "How's the ice?"
Jude: "High-quality maximum slide."
Jonesy: "I'll be the judge of that." [He leaps on the ice and slides.] "Good one! WWWHHHHOOOAAA!"
[Jonesy slams into the boards. Jude gets on his knees and pats the ice.]
[Tim and Wyatt are wiping down the counters at work.]
Tim: "Maybe we should introduce you to the tango."
Wyatt: [sighing] "Fine."
[The two begin dancing behind the counter.]
Tim: "There's that passion I was talking about."
[Tricia is being filmed at the site of her party.]
Tricia: "This is all wrong! I want the curtains to have valence tops and a bigger sway!"
[Angry, Tricia tears down the curtains.]
Benj: "I think they're working as hard as they can, Tricia."
Tricia: [angry] "I didn't ask for your opinion!" [She realizes she's being filmed and instantly turns sweet.] "I just want it to be perfect."
[Jude opens the lock on the thermostat with a screwdriver and turns the temperature...up?]
Ron: "Ah ha! Caught you red-handed, maggot! What do you think you're doing?"
Jude: "Turning up the heat."
Ron: "Just as I th–turning up the heat?"
Jude: "Yeah, getting a bit chilly in here, don't you think?"
Ron: "Yes I did. Good work, soldier. Keep a lookout for the culprit who keeps turning it down."
Jude: "Roger that."
[At the end of her shift, Caitlin removes her uniform.]
Jen: "C'mon, Caitlin, just forget about Tricia!"
Caitlin: "I can't. She stole my money, all my great ideas, my date, and right now she's probably wearing the most beautiful dress ever."
Nikki: "Yep. I bet Tricia, Mandy, and Gwen all look fantastic in it."
Nikki: "I'll explain later. Go put this on."
[Nikki hands Caitlin a gift-wrapped box.]
[The party is going strong.]
DJ: "Let's hear it for Tricia, with her two best friends Mandy and Gwen!"
[Tricia steps into a spotlight, flanked by her friends. All of them are wearing the same purple dress. The crowd laughs.]
Benj: [laughing] "They're all wearing the same dress!"
Tricia: [angry] "You think this is funny? I never should have stolen you away from Caitlin! You two deserve each other."
Benj: "I'm outta here. Don't forget to smile pretty for the camera, Tricia."
[Tricia gasps as she realizes the whole encounter was captured on tape.]
Tricia: [smiling meekly] "We can edit some of this stuff out, right?" [realizing the answer] "Oh, whatever."
[Tricia shoves the camera away as she storms off in a huff.]
[The guys are standing by the ice rink dressed in nice suits. Wyatt is on the phone.]
Wyatt: "Yeah sure. Done." [He hangs up.] "Jen says they'll be here any second. Light it up."
[Jonesy connects two electrical cords, and sparkly lights over the rink light up.]
Jude: "Sweet! Now check this!" [He connects two more cords, and fog wafts over the ice.]
Wyatt: "Whoa! How'd you do that?"
Jude: "As the good book says, warm temperature and humidifiers cause ice to fog. Read it."
Jonesy: "Won't that ruin your perfect ice?"
Jude: "Yeah, but this is a special occasion."
[Jen and Nikki lead a blindfolded Caitlin to the edge of the rink.]
Jen: "Here we are, Caitlin." [She removes the blindfold.]
Jude, Jen, Nikki, Jonesy, and Wyatt: "Happy birthday, Caitlin!"
Caitlin: [delighted] "It's beautiful! You guys did all of this for me?"
Nikki: "Well, Jen did most of the planning."
Jen: "You guys did great work! And it was fun with the color-coded spreadsheet, right?"
Caitlin: "Thanks, guys. This is the best sweet sixteen party I could have ever imagined."
Jen: "So, who's gonna be Caitlin's first sweet sixteen dance partner?"
[Wyatt takes Caitlin's hand and leads her onto the ice. Dawgtoy begins to play as Wyatt dances with Caitlin excellently.]
Caitlin: "Wow. Where did you learn to dance like this?"
Wyatt: "Don't ask."
Benj: [tapping Wyatt on the shoulder] "Hey. Can I cut in?"
Caitlin: [gasping] "Benj! You came!"
Benj: "There's nowhere I would rather be, and no one I would rather be with. Happy sweet sixteen, Caitlin."
[The rest of the group looks on as the two dance.]
[Caitlin walks into the Stereo Shack, where the rest of her friends are gathered.]
Caitlin: "Okay okay, stop texting, I'm here!"
Nikki: "I thought you might want to see this." [Jonesy turns on the TV.]
TV: "Tonight on Chill TV, the Sweet 16 Queen of Mean."
Onscreen Tricia: [to Benj] "I didn't ask for your opinion!" [in another scene] "I should never have stolen you away from Caitlin! You two totally deserve each other!" [shoving a camera away] "Oh, whatever."
Cameraman: [falling] "AAAH!"
[Jonesy turns the TV off.]
Caitlin: "Well I am glad they saw her for who she really is. After all, no one deserves a ninth chance."
Nikki: "You got that right."
Jen: "That's for sure."
Wyatt: "Eight strikes, you're out."