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The Burger Bible is a book of songs owned by Burger McFlipster's. It contains the songs that the employees sing to the food and to the customers. It is one of Tim's most prized possessions.

Frequently, when Wyatt is seen singing at work, he is singing a song that he's made up. This is especially noticeable because the songs he makes up have distinct melodies, while the songs originally in the bible use traditional melodies with new words pertaining to fast food. However, due to Wyatt's songwriting ability, his songs are often incorporated into the Burger Bible, and in "Jonesy's Low Mojo" Wyatt mentions that Tim had him rewrite the entire Burger Bible.

Songs

My Burger Lies over the Ocean

The Burger Combo Dance

  • Music by: Wyatt Williams
  • Words by: Wyatt Williams
  • Lyrics:
    Have you ever seen a burger on a yummy yummy bun?
    I'll serve it up with fries and we'll have a little fun!
    Put your hands in your pockets and your pockets in your pants
    And all of the staff will do the combo dance!
    La lalala lala lala la
    La lalala lala lala la!
    Put your hands in your pockets and your pockets in your pants
    And all of the staff will do...the Burger Combo Dance!
  • Episode: "A Ding from Down Under"

The Burgers Here

  • Music by: Traditional ("Row, Row, Row Your Boat")
  • Words by: Wyatt Williams
  • Lyrics:
    The burgers here are mighty fine
    The shakes are super sweet
    The best part about working here
    Is the pretty girls I meet
  • Episode: "A Ding from Down Under"

Grill, Grill, Grill Your Burger

  • Music by: Traditional ("Row, Row, Row Your Boat")
  • Words by: Wyatt Williams
  • Lyrics:
    Grill, grill, grill your burger
    Freshly on a flame
    You'll know they'll be the best on Earth
    'Cause Wyatt is my name
  • Episode: "A Ding from Down Under"

Fries, Shakes, Condiments

  • Music by: Traditional ("Row, Row, Row Your Boat")
  • Words by: Jonesy Garcia
  • Lyrics:
    Fries, shakes, condiments
    Jonesy's on the scene
    Burgers and dogs, burgers and dogs
    Excellent cuisine!
  • Episode: "A Ding from Down Under"

Grilling for You

  • Music by: Jonesy Garcia
  • Words by: Jonesy Garcia
  • Lyrics:
    I'm grill, grilling for you
    And I'm sure you'll like what I do!
  • Episode: "A Ding from Down Under"

Pipin' Hot

End of the Day

  • Music by: Traditional ("I Don't Know But I've Been Told")
  • Words by: Wyatt Williams
  • Lyrics:
    Almost time to rest my feet
    End of the day and I smell like meat
  • Episode: "Over Exposed"

All-You-Can-Eat Happy

  • Music by: Wyatt Williams
  • Words by: Wyatt Williams
  • Lyrics:
    Hold the burger, hold the fries
    All I need is the look in your eyes
    And I'm all-you-can-eat happy!
  • Episode: "Selling Out To The Burger Man"

Flippin' Burgers

Burger Boy

  • Music by: Wyatt Williams
  • Words by: Wyatt Williams
  • Lyrics:
    Look at the ladies
    Making me crazy
    Check out those hungry eyes
    Would you like to upsize?
    Or add a side of fries?
    Lettuce or pickle/Just don't be fickle
    I want you to enjoy
    Triple A beef or soy
    Because I am your burger boy!
  • Episode: "Double Date"

Flippin' Patties

My Favorite Treat

  • Music by: Wyatt Williams (ostensibly; sung by Wayne)
  • Words by: Wyatt Williams (ostensibly; sung by Wayne)
  • Lyrics:
    Burgers are my favorite treat
    Nothing beats the smell of meat
    Gobble 'em up or pound 'em down
    My hot patties are the best in town!
  • Episode: "6 Teens and A Baby"

Flip This Burger

  • Music by: Wyatt Williams (ostensibly; sung by Lacey)
  • Words by: Wyatt Williams (ostensibly; sung by Lacey)
  • Lyrics:
    All juicy and red
    Gonna flip this hamburger till one of us is dead
    De-head
    Hoo-ooh
    De-head
    Ooh-ooh
  • Episode: "Quit It"

Ribeye

  • Music by: Wyatt Williams
  • Words by: Wyatt Williams
  • Lyrics:
    If your burger tastes like ribeye
    Then we've done our job for you
    If your burger tastes like doughnut
    Then something wrong got through
  • Episode: "Kylie Smylie"

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