The Hot Girls are a series of girls who have been seen working in and around the mall. Most of the time they are seen in the background or during scene changes. On some occasions, Jonesy has tried (and usually failed) to woo them. Some of the girls never speak; exceptions to this include the Vendor Girl and the Purple Dress girl.
Blonde Wave Girl
The Blonde Wave Girl is a regular at the mall seen at the clothing shops, usually with Glutes Girl. Distinguished by her wavy blonde hair covering half of her face. One of the many girls Jonesy's tried to charm. Notable in "Idol Time at the Mall" when she dumps hot coffee on Jonesy's crotch when she recognized him from Wyatt's song, and in "J is For Genius" as she was used as a distraction for Jonesy to switch his IQ test.
She is also seen working as an employee at Spin This. She also has a color swap where she wears green and is a redhead.
Blue Dress Girl
Blue Dress Girl is one of the local shoppers at the Galleria Mall and one of the many girls Jonesy's tried to charm. She is known for wearing a blue strapless dress and wearing her hair up.
Jonesy tried charming her when using his job as a senior citizens' mall guide in "Smarten Up", and she was a rebound girl in "Dirty Work" when Jonesy was hired by her boyfriend to break up with her. Wyatt wanted to make out with her in "Great Expectations". In the same episode, he revealed that she works at Huntington's.
The Book Girl is a glasses-wearing brunette who works at Nice Cinnabuns. Her hair is short, and she is regularly seen reading books. Her most notable appearance was in "The Five Finger Discount", when Nikki and Wyatt tried to set her up with Jude. She was sympathetic to Jude, and saw him as caring and emotional until she learned that the "girl" he was upset over was actually a massage chair that Jonesy had sold. When she learned this, she stormed off angrily.
The Fine Girl is a regular at the mall normally seen around the clothing stores as well as one of the many girls that Jonesy has tried to woo. When Jonesy was employed as Ron's assistant, he took a look at her and said, "You should be fined for looking so fine!" She is also one of the riders that rode on the Vomit Comet in "The Sushi Connection".
She is distinguishable by her green khakis, light blue shirt, and light red hair, but she has two other incarnations (purple pants, pink shirt, and dark brown hair, as well as a beatnik mode). They're most likely intended to be different people.
Glutes Girl is a regular shopper at the mall seen randomly usually with Hot Fine Girl or Hot Blonde Wave Girl. Known for having quite an impressive butt that's very noticable, especially to Jonesy, who had spied on her butt with binoculars when quizzing Jude on the proper name for female butt muscles in "One Quiet Day". When she caught him, she threw a piece of pizza in his face.
Her default is a light-skinned, brunette, and her color edit is a dark-skinned black-haired girl.
The Hot Nerd Girl is one of the regulars of the Galleria Mall. A bespectacled girl with red hair who wears a blue dress, she is seen in two "modes". In "Nerd Mode", she wears her hair in a topknot ponytail and has a slightly hunched over posture. In "Hot Mode", she wears her hair down and has good posture. She is first seen in Breaking Up with the Boss' Son at Stereo Shack when Jonesy inadvertently insulted her when seeing her in Nerd Mode. She goes into Hot Mode to spite him, much to his shock.
She was also one of the dates Jonesy set himself up on in Pillow Talk.
She is one of the many girls Jonesy has tried to charm. Most of the time she is seen in "Hot Mode", moving through scene changes.
The Jacket Girl is one of the local recurring shoppers of the Galleria Mall. She's seen in a purple tank, and usually in the same type of Leon Shreds ski jacket that Jen stole in "The Five Finger Discount".
She is one of the many girls Jonesy has tried to charm.
Purple Dress Girl
The Purple Dress Girl is one of the many local shoppers at the Galleria Mall and one of the many girls Jonesy's tried to charm. Known for wearing a purple dress, long, brown curly hair, and having an astonishing face.
The Purple Dress girl appears in various episodes, most notably Dirty Work as one of Jonesy's "rebound girls" after being hired by her boyfriend to tell her he was cheating on her with her best friend, in which Jonesy describes Hot Purple Dress Girl as being "way hotter." Another notable appearance of hers was in "Girlie Boys" where she made various appearances in the spa and roaming the Galleria Mall.
It is revealed in the episode "Opposites Attack" that her real name is Joanie, but she is shown wearing a pink shirt with a skirt instead of her usual purple dress, and she and Jonesy show no signs of knowing each other from past events.
Smiling Shopper Girl
The Smiling Shopper Girl is a girl commonly seen moving through scene changes. She has blonde hair stuffed under a checkered cap and wears a white baby T and a shoulder bag. A smile is perpetually on her face. She has never spoken.
Red Blazer Girl
The Red Blazer Girl is a girl that makes few appearances in the show, seconds after commercial breaks. She is always seen with Blonde Wave Girl.
Vendor Girl is a worker at the Galleria Mall. It is currently unknown what her name is, since she was known as Brandi in "Midnight Madness" when Jonesy was trying to lead girls to the gang's New Year's Eve party, but she was called "Paige" by Caitlin in "Girlie Boys". She had a noticable role in "Stupid Over Cupid" as one of the bidders to win an evening with Jonesy, which he was happy with, until she tells him what she plans to do with him once she wins (watch a chick flick marathon, give her dog a pedicure, and wear her prom dress while telling the whole mall what a jerk he is on the jumbo screen), all because he didn't remember her name after going out once (which he counters that he never even knew her name in the first place).
She has been seen working at numerous places in the mall, which include a dart vendor and cotton candy vendor at the mall amusement park, an employee at Grind Me, a coffee vendor at the Gigantoplex, an employee at Nice CinnaBuns, and as an employee at the ice cream shop.