Okay so I love to write and all so I thought I would try my hand at writing a 6teen spec script. I'm not very experienced so it might be a little shorter than usual episode scripts but oh well. so, here it is:
[Jen is in the penalty box, she's stacking up hockey sticks when she places the last one it begins to shake just as Coach Halder walks by.] Coach Halder: Great job Masterson Jen: Oh no [The hockey stick display tumbles down on Coah Halder. Jen looks worried until he suddenly surfaces back up] Coah Halder: Five minute penalty! Jen: [sighing] Only eleven thirty and I've already gotten three penalties, what is wrong with me today. [She walks over to the box and sits down sadly. Suddenly, there is a blood-curdling scream.] Jen: [worried] Oh my god! CAITLYN!
The opening credits roll. The title of this episode is Smells Like Teen Spirit
[Continuing from where we left of. Jen bangs on the penalty box window.]' Jen: Let me out! Caitlyn! Caitlyn! Caitlyn! [Jen finally bangs hard enough and breaks the windows where we hear the continued screaming of Caitlyn. She walks over to Caitlyn] Jen: What's is up Cait [When finally getting to Caitlyn Jen slips on a banana peel knocking down an employee's display.] Employee: Oh c'mon Jen: [getting up] Oh sorry [Goes back over to Caitlyn] Jen: What's the sitch Caitlyn? What was that creepy scream about? Did you get a death note? Caitlyn: What oh no I made the mall cheerleading squad! Eeeeh! Jen: Congratulations Cait, I'm so happy for you. Caitlyn: The only down-side is that Tricia, is the team captain. Jen: [grunts] That stuck up little bi- [Jen is interrupted by an excited Caitlyn.] Caitlyn: Well gotta go tell Nikki. Eeeeh!
[At the Khaki barn, Nikki is supposed be on shift but instead she is sleeping on the front desk, a puddle of drool beside her open mouth. As she sleeps, there is a long, long, long line of angry people moaning, shouting and throwing garbage at Nikki. Some fat dude throws a piece of rotting lettuce into her mouth. She wakes up coughs and splutters before it comes flying out. Kristen is on a ladder hanging up some clothes when the spit covered rotting lettuce pings her in the nose.] Kristen: Ouch, Nikki! [loses balance] Woah! [Kristen falls of the ladder and lands on her wet nose. In horror and shock Kirsten & Chrissy run over in horror.] Kirsten: Oh my god! Kristen are you okay. Chrissy: Yeah, like that was a terrible fall, are you like truamatised Nikki: [sarcastic] Yeah because that ladder really is one thousand foot high isn't it Kristen: Actually I am not okay, now I need a nose job! [With that the clones stomp off. Nikki is laughing while the customer's moan. A hot momma with a bratty little child is at the front of the queue.] Hot Momma: Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me! Can I get some service? [Nikki's phone rings.] Nikki: I'm on my break [opens the phone, presses it to her ear] Yello Caitlyn: [voice only] Eeeeh! [Nikki grimaces at the high pitched shriek.] Nikki: Who died? Caitlyn: [voice only] Nobody died I got into the mall cheerleading squad Nikki: [chanting] I-D-O-N-apostrophe-t, I Don't Care! Caitlyn: [voice only] Oooh, I forgot to mention the downside is that Tricia is the team captain Nikki: That stuck-up bi- Caitlyn: [voice only] Gotta run or I'll miss practice chow. Nikki: Later [Closes the phone and looks at a positively furious looking hot momma.] Hot Momma: Can I please get some service around here? Nikki: Nah, I'm going to the food court to get lunch [Before Nikki leaves with his paintball gun the bratty kid shoots paint all over Nikki Nikki: Oh you did not just do that [kid runs out of frame] Nikki: Come back here you bratty little kid [Nikki runs out frame as all of the customers in the queue groan].
[At grind me the guys are chatting and cutting loose. Technically not all the guys but only Jonesy & Wyatt.] Jonesy: Hey dude check this out [Jonesy farts loudly and the hot girl at the coffee counter grimaces. Jonesy rocks with laughter while Wyatt sniffs the air before his eyes turn blood-shot red.] Wyatt: Oh dude that is nasty Jonesy: I know right, too bad Jude isn't here to see it, hey where is that skater dude.
[Somewhere in the mall, the camera pans up an un-usually tall escalator today until we reach the top to see Jude with his skateboard.] Jude: No man, no woman, no known life form on Earth has conquered the great escalator. Jude Lisowski, if you do this bro then you'll become a skating legend. You'll go down in history, which is why I must conquer you elevator. [Jude steps on his skateboard and WHOOSH! We pan along with him as he goes down the escalator screaming.] Jude: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" [Jude skids across the mall ground floor and his skate-board goes out of control, finally Jude crashes into grind-me trashing the place. Jonesy: Sick dude you conquered the elevator of death! Wyatt: [the camera pans upon the wreckage of grind-me] Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!